The Aether Where Old Thoughts Rest

May 23

What's wrong with our society.

• Kim Kardashian: I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce
• America: Well sure why not?
• Britney Spears: I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing
• America: Whatever you want!
• Carmen Electra: I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol
• America: Okay, sounds like fun!
• Gay couple: We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and -
• America: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO

May 06

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May 05

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(Source: jamie-is-awesome, via mitchzed)

May 01

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Apr 29

I do this every morning before breakfast.

Apr 28

“Okay now, nice and slooww-WHOA WHOA WHOAAAA.”

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Apr 27

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Apr 23

I want to work for this company. Asteroid miner? Yes please.

Get on my goram level.

I easily spend 4% of my time looking up pictures of houses/castles in awesome places.

I have no idea why. It may be the security, it may be the architectural feat, I don’t know.

All I know is that I want to live in the castle on the Iron Isles from Game of Thrones.

Apr 21

hesajoke:

What is this witchcraft?

(via talesofmarko)